Best Yo Mama Jokes - LITE

The person sitting next to you gets your goat? Your buddy acting up with this new iPhone App? The big boys dont wanna play with you?

Show'em what you are thinking with only the best Yo Mama Jokes from 4 categories:

-Yo Mama is so fat, (...)

-Yo Mama is so ugly, (...)

-Yo Mama is so stupid, (...)

-Yo Mama is so old, (...)

Examples:

-Yo Mama is so fat, we are in her right now.

-Yo Mama is so ugly, they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.

-Yo Mama is so stupid, when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!

-Yo Mama is so old, her social security number is 1.


Your friends and colleagues are already at home? No problem just forward a joke via email.